Cracked.com has a list of 6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun):
- The Raelian Movement – “Suavely balding leader Rael also has his own harem of women called the Order of Angels, who apparently exist just to bang the men and donate eggs to human cloning efforts.”
- The Cosmic People of Light Powers – “a Czech cult that’s more intense and has a better back story than the whole Matrix trilogy combined.”
- Church of God with Signs Following – “the Church of God with Signs Following turns every service into an insane orgy of pious madness and potential fatalities that puts even the UFC to shame.”
- Family International – “While suckers at regular churches handed out pamphlets threatening you with Hell if you didn’t go to Church, the Family used positive reinforcement by having people f–k you to convert you, a marketing ploy that could probably sell anything from sandwiches to shoes full of broken glass.”
- The Brethren – “there’s something to be said for a group that offers you not only a kick-ass super hero team name like the Brethren, but also tips on scoring free food.”
- The House of Yahweh – “did you know Satan is a woman who appoints all political and religious leaders, with the probable exception of Buffalo Bill? Or that by mid-2001 80 percent of the world’s population will be killed by a nuclear war and then it won’t rain for over 1,000 days? When time starts going backwards and Y2K hits after that, you better make sure you’re on the right side of Jesus or you’re gonna be so screwed.”
Read the full article to get the full descriptions of the cults.
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