If you find yourself going through Detroit, Michigan and a bit hungry, make sure to drop by Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar, “home of the world’s biggest burger.” While I’m sure their regular menu is appetizing, I would suggest ordering their 134 lb heart attack of a cheeseburger. The XXXXJ (XXXX-Jumbo) monstrosity is about the size of a kid:
According to Mallie’s site the burger is “Great for Kid’s birthdays, Anniversaries, Luncheons and all other types of parties and events.” I’m sure they actually mean it’s “great for ALL of the birthdays, anniversaries, luncheons and special events and makes a great fallout shelter addition.”
You can place your order, and they encourage you to do so. They “have already received 4 orders for March.” Order yours today! I wonder if they deliver.
Here are a couple of pictures from their gallery:


