[Also posted on Boxed Geek]

“Why was the warning needed?” comes to mind.
Do not insert in penis

Also, checkout the Batman Bling in preparation for The Dark Knight.

 

[Also posted at Boxed Geek]
I decided to start my search for potential employers a bit early. About three years early in fact. While looking through a company’s website I ran over this little gem:
Our Engineers are capable of solving various mathematical problems which relate to the development of our products.
I will leave the company nameless but needless to say I see there is potential for a contract position in improving its online presence.

 

A 100% cotton t-shirt from ThinkGeek sporting tech advice for common users.

The other places where this phrase would be applicable are left as an exercise to the reader.

 

Here are a couple of vintage Holiday Inn door signs. The images are of a high resolution so you can actually print your own and hang it on your door. Step 2 is to get a maid for your room.

 

In case a simple YouTube video isn’t exactly your style, you can deliciously rick-roll someone:

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