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3500mg of cholesterol per serving

Danny — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:30:28 +0000

Even though it’s not the cholesterol that keeps me away from these Pork Brains, I don’t think I’ll be having a “serving” any time soon.

Pork Brains - 3500 mg of cholesterol per serving

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Decorations for a carnivore’s den

Danny — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:27:59 +0000

Have you ever taken a shower and found yourself thinking: “This bathroom could really use more meat” ? Well your prayers have been answered! Introducing the Meat Shower Curtain.

A carnivore’s family room is not complete without the Bacon Air Freshener. Put one by the front door to drive away those vegetarian hippies for good.

If the smell of bacon has completely hypnotized you and you end up hurting yourself why not put on some Bacon Strips Bandages or some Bacon & Eggs Bandages or maybe you’d prefer a bandage from the Beef Assortment.

All these products are courtesy of Archie McPhee.

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From the “Holy Cow” files: Crash cart complementary

Danny — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:28:14 +0000

To continue with the food theme of the day (and since it’s lunch and I’m a bit hungry), I present to you Dangerous Dan’s Diner’s Colossal Colon Clogger Combo (4C). Unfortunately I was not able to find a picture of it, so fortunately I will have to experience this heart attack wrapped in bacon in person.

Dangerous Dan’s Diner is located at the corner of Queen and Broadview in Toronto, Ontario. The diner opened in 1999 and is named after Dan Wooley from Port Dover, Ontario. Wooley is the grandfather of the current owner, James McKinnon. The diner has received quite a few reviews and their prices are reasonable.

The 4C which is the focus of this post consists of:

24oz burger served with a quarter pound of cheese, a quarter pound of bacon, and 2 fried eggs. Also comes with a large shake (flavor of your choice) and a small poutine. Royale Option: Deep fried Mars Bar with whipped cream for dessert.

The only image I could find of a Dangerous Dan’s creation is of the Coronary Burger which is smaller than the 4C:

This burger consists of:

[Two] 8oz Patties, 4 Slices of Bacon, 2 Slices of Cheddar and a Fried Egg on top. Served w/ Fries and Gravy, Can of Pop and Mayo as a garnish for sure!

I’ll have a diet coke with that, I’m watching my weight you know!

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From the “Holy Cow” files: One Burger to rule them all

Danny — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:07:28 +0000

If you find yourself going through Detroit, Michigan and a bit hungry, make sure to drop by Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar, “home of the world’s biggest burger.” While I’m sure their regular menu is appetizing, I would suggest ordering their 134 lb heart attack of a cheeseburger. The XXXXJ (XXXX-Jumbo) monstrosity is about the size of a kid:

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According to Mallie’s site the burger is “Great for Kid’s birthdays, Anniversaries, Luncheons and all other types of parties and events.” I’m sure they actually mean it’s “great for ALL of the birthdays, anniversaries, luncheons and special events and makes a great fallout shelter addition.”

You can place your order, and they encourage you to do so. They “have already received 4 orders for March.” Order yours today! I wonder if they deliver.

Here are a couple of pictures from their gallery: