Have you ever taken a shower and found yourself thinking: “This bathroom could really use more meat” ? Well your prayers have been answered! Introducing the Meat Shower Curtain.

A carnivore’s family room is not complete without the Bacon Air Freshener. Put one by the front door to drive away those vegetarian hippies for good.

If the smell of bacon has completely hypnotized you and you end up hurting yourself why not put on some Bacon Strips Bandages or some Bacon & Eggs Bandages or maybe you’d prefer a bandage from the Beef Assortment.

All these products are courtesy of Archie McPhee.